Recent Movie Reviews


Syndication Ep. 1 Syndication Ep. 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey nigs

5/5, etc, but like, what's the name of the song innn queef's

yeah, queef, because you guys r so gay. F0d is sooooooo homo.

Good to see you all again


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f u


Night in Hotlanta Night in Hotlanta

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey look, a constructive review like i used to do.

Though this is a collab, i won't use my old collab format since i don't wanna have to check when they started >_>.

Anyways, i'll make the same judgements i used to, but the order may be different due to faggot redesign, onwards and forwards.

Graphics - Noir...ish, only in the coloring i guess, along with the beginning of the story, it became more "action" oriented otherwise but kept its general art style, no complaints. Some of the portions as others have said were... subpar but that was made up by the creativity and beauty of others, like my personal favorite right around the beginning of when the detective confronts 3.

Sound - the narrative and most other voices were quite well done, ruth's got a bit weird at times but that's expected without a whole damn studio to cut out extraneous sounds, there was only one truly loud and proud cliche SS sound, i'd have loved Piclownjew randomly... maybe an easter egg, but that's a bit late now isn't it hehe. Anyways, overall it was crisp, clean, GAWJUS.

Style - As i mentioned before, Noir, not too cliche actually even though it's widely used enough to have a name, it's not really too popular in the US aside from shitty independent films about faggots and hippies so hey, a damn good use of style. In addition, the styles of the multiple artists coming together fit so perfectly due to your guys' collective brilliant mind as the most incredulous flash group in history. I.M.H.O.

Violence - limited...ish, there were deaths and blood but never too much, it was just used as a motive to drive the story, but all that sounds like an insult, it's not at all because the point was the tell the story.

Overall - damn worth 10/10, and damn worth an award... fucking downvoters


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thanks for the review bonus


Charleh the Unicorn 3 Charleh the Unicorn 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Rulez!

That was so funny and brilliant and awesome, you rule my school and drool the pool ^_^.

But who was the hot lol KAWAII chick on the screen, she looked so hot i wanna touch her :X. LOL JK i would just like to say you're the bestest SS animator ever rtil and zekey soooo gay in comparison and you're so funny :D.

10/10 because you're so cool 5/5 2 ;o


Recent Game Reviews


Larry And The Gnomes Larry And The Gnomes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well played.

The will hopefully sweep this week as it deserves to. It was clean and smooth and playing it on my stupidly fast computer on high quality had no problems obviously, made me a bit snarky while playing, but who cares right?

It was graphically beautiful, for a game it's one of the top quality that newgrounds has, only thing i'd say is that only the town had the peripheral random occurrences that i had hoped would be part of the entire game, (birds flying through the forest, gnomes mining in the background or something) but it sadly was not. Laziness that seems to have just been time spent on making sure the game ran smoothly.

As for the bosses, only edit i'd say is to make the boar guy get damaged more, by that time you probably only have a 17 or so damaging weapon, and still The Freak (or whatever he was) died faster to hands only than the boar dude did to the 17 attack weapon i juggled with the spears.

Regardless, since everyone will be looking for the long review with tips, i'll be the newest one.

TIPS FOR BOSSES 2-4, SINCE 1 IS BASICALLY HACK AND SLASH BEFORE YOU DIE.

Boss 2:
Strat is simple
1) be on the OTHER side by a long shot of where he's charging, stay up top.
screen start shaking for his charge, head towards him and down, this will ensure a spear is thrown at you and it will miss if you hold toward/down.
2) pick up the spear, wait for the boar to be in sight, then throw it at him and it will stun him, with a slow weapon you get in about 4 attacks, with a fast weapon (since you'll likely only have your fists) wait for the feet of the boar to start coming down and when they're about 45ยบ from the ground and seemingly about to stop for a split second move up and jump or he'll hurt you as much as if he'd have hit you.
3) if you do get hit, the bushes on either side drop health every 6th hit, watch out though since he may charge you in that time, don't get greed with the hits on the bush, the battle lasts a long fucking time.

Boss 3:
Really simple, really REALLY simple.
1) wait for fruit to be thrown at you, spam pickup
2) throw it at the dude, he'll eat and you whack at him
3) when he jumps, go to the other side
4) when he charges, sprint long jump over him
5) that's it, do that until he dies
6) if you ever get hit spam the rage button and make him jump again, you'll have a chance to dodge it that time, you can only do this once per battle

Boss 4:
1) the room before him doesn't get shut off, if you loose health, go in it, the boss retreats and stays in his room while you restore health.
2) dodge an attack THEN go in to attack, don't force attacks, he'll win.
3) take advantage of rage and infinite health upgrades every time and just whack at him the entire time. He. Takes. A. Lot. Of. Hits.
4) be patient, if you get close and he does the thing where he jumps and you're too close, it's a 1 shot.
5) BE PATIENT, HIT HIM UNTIL HE DIES and finally
6) enjoy the ending :)


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Griswold the Goblin 2 CH1 Griswold the Goblin 2 CH1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:|...

So i pick up the lumberjack juice and suddenly...... It's not there.

It isn't in the inventory or anything, it was just picked up, the auto-save occurred, and then bam it was gone.

Is this an issue with myself only? Because it was quite odd for an item to just magically disappear before i even have the chance to see where it was located.

As for the game itself, you know you did a great job there's no need to get on my knees over it.


Phantasmagor responds:

(Response by Chris)

I'll have Casper look into that. We haven't had that problem happen before. Did you by any chance not realized you used the mouth on it? Because then you would have drank it.


Pandemic: EoM Pandemic: EoM

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My god these people are absolute fucking idiots.

Seriously, the people reviewing your game are all complete twats.

All i keep reading over and fucking over is "Oh the first is so much better," "Oh it's SOOOO much harder" yadda yadda yadda.

They're all game pansies obviously, the first one was a good idea, but a horrible game in the sense that it was too easy, WAY too easy, this one is a challenge. You don't just have to PLAY, you have to PLAY TO WIN, or else you'll never defeat 100% of the human race like I did yesterday when it first popped up. (After 8 losing games of course, but that's because it isn't easier than a red-light slag)

Graphics - Who really cares? People are caring about this too? The interface is much better looking and the modification error in the first game isn't just FIXED, it's completely redone and done about 20x better. Yet none of that REALLY MATTERS since this game isn't about how it looks, it's about the gameplay. Graphics whores once again have decided to tick me off.

Style - Beautiful, i'll say again, infinately better than the first in the sense that you actually had to TRY to win. You had to use strategy, you HAD to lose, to know how to win, and you had to understand the RNGs of the game and percentages of certain occurances or you were fucked from the beginning.

Sound - It's a good song, I would've loved a mute button ... that is, had the song gotten annoying, but it didn't since it really fit the mood of the game, rather sinister, good choice.

Violence - ... You killed the entire human race, this 10 is kind of a joke in that there's no "real" violence, but the imagined violence is just lovely.

Interactivity - At the end of this review I'll give tips to all the fags that can't really seem to see how easy this game is once you take some time to strategize, and how hard it is to learn (which is why you're getting bad reviews btw, because these idiots won't TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN)

Humor - None.

Overall - 10 because it's a great game, plain and simply, i haven't reviewed ANYTHING in months and this made me want to, congratulations.
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****TIPS FOR YOU FAGS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH "BETTER" THE FIRST ONE IS****

-On the first turn, shoot your virus to 1,3,1. Period, press end hoping your original 10% populace isn't killed.

-Then try to spread the virus within the original country, if you have ANYTHING BUT Greenland (GL) or the South Pacific (SP) then get about 5/10th, if you have one of them get all the people sick no matter WHAT.

*SPLIT IN TIP: FIRST ONE IS FOR ISLAND COUNTRIES, THEN THE CONNECTED CONTINENTS*

-Islands countries, once you get all 100%, immediately attack airports with all your points until it works, then pray it lands onto a combocontinent rather than ... the same continent. From here on out, follow the combocontinent Guide below.

-Now, if you're on Eurasiafrica or the Americanada combonation (or just infected one) you'll have your 5/10, it's time to upgrade to 2,3,2.

Afterwards, try to spread to a new country, this seems to have a 1/4th chance of happening, so hopefully you don't waste too many points.

IMMEDIATELY AFTER INFECTING 10% OF THE POPULATION, waste all your points on spreading until you have 100% (make sure to do this soon for your first country btw), only after you get 100% should you move to the next country.

Only after infecting your ENTIRE combocontinent should you affect airports, the % for these are right below.

*GENERAL TIPS*
-Ignore attacking cures, once you get 100% infection of a country the cure will stop being made PERIOD.
-Ignore water plants, spreading does it much better, and quicker with a higher % of working.
-Try to Infect airports in areas with high amounts of people remaining, it's chances of working are determined by the people alive in the area.
-If you infect 1 airport, infect more with remainder points (assuming you have 100% infection in all current areas) and don't fret when you land in an already infected country, you'll hit a new one eventually. (just hope it's sooner rather than later.

Yeah, PM me if you want more tips, I actually know what i'm doing


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Hip Hop Addict Hip Hop Addict

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

tfw wowcrendor uses an NG song Kreygasm



Glass Fish - Inside the Whale Glass Fish - Inside the Whale

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thank Newgrundling

His videos on dphanna from youtube made me remember this song from Glass Fish, and remind me how badly i wanted to get this song haha. :) Rock on champ, this song is really fucking good.


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Zip Chord / Invincibility Zip Chord / Invincibility

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PLEASE

MAKE ANOTHER FLASH AND ANOTHER SONG FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS SONG IS AWESOME


Recent Art Reviews


bluegreengirl bluegreengirl

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm flipping out

This is a fliptastic picture. The flip of her hair, how the machine stuff flips out of the head. It's flipping my mind with its flipness


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robot repair service robot repair service

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Girl Fetish.

You have one.

Jesus, what can you even say about this piece. It's easily the best you have. It's like taking nearly all of the influences of this futuristic world we've seen you create in so many flash films and taking the most perfect of snapshots. It actually inspired me to actually deposit today for the first time in weeks just to maybe get that extra .01 to buff its score all that much.

At first i was going to give it a 10 due to the immense detail you'd seemingly placed in such a small space.... i'm quite new to the Art Portal regardless of its age, but when i saw the full size link... i was blown away. The ONLY fucking thing even mentioning as any kind of constructive criticism is that the red and blue orbs should blend out more distinctly. Yes they've the colored auras surrounding them, but i mean their immediate surroundings aren't perfect.

That being said..... the rest is. The bodies of the women are stunning, the feet are a bit big, but the human body is a bitch to draw anyways, one bitch i'll never get some with.

As for my FAVORITE part? Easily the electrical graphic coming forth from whatever middle girl is using on the robot. The details around JUST that point are astounding when you zoom in, and are why i said what i did about the orbs in the higher portion of the picture.

Please don't stop making these, it'd be an insult to all the fame we've given you as a site ;). And god DAMN i want to see more and more of your work


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