Score: 10

"Hey nigs"

submission: Syndication Ep. 1

date: August 10, 2009

5/5, etc, but like, what's the name of the song innn queef's

yeah, queef, because you guys r so gay. F0d is sooooooo homo.

Good to see you all again

Score: 10

":|..."

submission: Griswold the Goblin 2 CH1

date: January 13, 2009

So i pick up the lumberjack juice and suddenly...... It's not there.

It isn't in the inventory or anything, it was just picked up, the auto-save occurred, and then bam it was gone.

Is this an issue with myself only? Because it was quite odd for an item to just magically disappear before i even have the chance to see where it was located.

As for the game itself, you know you did a great job there's no need to get on my knees over it.

Score: 10

"Hey look, a constructive review like i used to do."

submission: Night in Hotlanta

date: April 23, 2008

Though this is a collab, i won't use my old collab format since i don't wanna have to check when they started >_>.

Anyways, i'll make the same judgements i used to, but the order may be different due to faggot redesign, onwards and forwards.

Graphics - Noir...ish, only in the coloring i guess, along with the beginning of the story, it became more "action" oriented otherwise but kept its general art style, no complaints. Some of the portions as others have said were... subpar but that was made up by the creativity and beauty of others, like my personal favorite right around the beginning of when the detective confronts 3.

Sound - the narrative and most other voices were quite well done, ruth's got a bit weird at times but that's expected without a whole damn studio to cut out extraneous sounds, there was only one truly loud and proud cliche SS sound, i'd have loved Piclownjew randomly... maybe an easter egg, but that's a bit late now isn't it hehe. Anyways, overall it was crisp, clean, GAWJUS.

Style - As i mentioned before, Noir, not too cliche actually even though it's widely used enough to have a name, it's not really too popular in the US aside from shitty independent films about faggots and hippies so hey, a damn good use of style. In addition, the styles of the multiple artists coming together fit so perfectly due to your guys' collective brilliant mind as the most incredulous flash group in history. I.M.H.O.

Violence - limited...ish, there were deaths and blood but never too much, it was just used as a motive to drive the story, but all that sounds like an insult, it's not at all because the point was the tell the story.

Overall - damn worth 10/10, and damn worth an award... fucking downvoters

Score: 10

"Rulez!"

submission: Charleh the Unicorn 3

date: April 18, 2008

That was so funny and brilliant and awesome, you rule my school and drool the pool ^_^.

But who was the hot lol KAWAII chick on the screen, she looked so hot i wanna touch her :X. LOL JK i would just like to say you're the bestest SS animator ever rtil and zekey soooo gay in comparison and you're so funny :D.

10/10 because you're so cool 5/5 2 ;o

Score: 10

"I hate making reviews nowadays"

submission: D4ilytoon # 340

date: September 1, 2007

but where did zekey get that remix, i fuckin want it, also good and i bumped my thread, etc, yeah

Score: 10

"My god these people are absolute fucking idiots."

submission: Pandemic: EoM

date: February 24, 2007

Seriously, the people reviewing your game are all complete twats.

All i keep reading over and fucking over is "Oh the first is so much better," "Oh it's SOOOO much harder" yadda yadda yadda.

They're all game pansies obviously, the first one was a good idea, but a horrible game in the sense that it was too easy, WAY too easy, this one is a challenge. You don't just have to PLAY, you have to PLAY TO WIN, or else you'll never defeat 100% of the human race like I did yesterday when it first popped up. (After 8 losing games of course, but that's because it isn't easier than a red-light slag)

Graphics - Who really cares? People are caring about this too? The interface is much better looking and the modification error in the first game isn't just FIXED, it's completely redone and done about 20x better. Yet none of that REALLY MATTERS since this game isn't about how it looks, it's about the gameplay. Graphics whores once again have decided to tick me off.

Style - Beautiful, i'll say again, infinately better than the first in the sense that you actually had to TRY to win. You had to use strategy, you HAD to lose, to know how to win, and you had to understand the RNGs of the game and percentages of certain occurances or you were fucked from the beginning.

Sound - It's a good song, I would've loved a mute button ... that is, had the song gotten annoying, but it didn't since it really fit the mood of the game, rather sinister, good choice.

Violence - ... You killed the entire human race, this 10 is kind of a joke in that there's no "real" violence, but the imagined violence is just lovely.

Interactivity - At the end of this review I'll give tips to all the fags that can't really seem to see how easy this game is once you take some time to strategize, and how hard it is to learn (which is why you're getting bad reviews btw, because these idiots won't TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN)

Humor - None.

Overall - 10 because it's a great game, plain and simply, i haven't reviewed ANYTHING in months and this made me want to, congratulations.
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****TIPS FOR YOU FAGS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH "BETTER" THE FIRST ONE IS****

-On the first turn, shoot your virus to 1,3,1. Period, press end hoping your original 10% populace isn't killed.

-Then try to spread the virus within the original country, if you have ANYTHING BUT Greenland (GL) or the South Pacific (SP) then get about 5/10th, if you have one of them get all the people sick no matter WHAT.

*SPLIT IN TIP: FIRST ONE IS FOR ISLAND COUNTRIES, THEN THE CONNECTED CONTINENTS*

-Islands countries, once you get all 100%, immediately attack airports with all your points until it works, then pray it lands onto a combocontinent rather than ... the same continent. From here on out, follow the combocontinent Guide below.

-Now, if you're on Eurasiafrica or the Americanada combonation (or just infected one) you'll have your 5/10, it's time to upgrade to 2,3,2.

Afterwards, try to spread to a new country, this seems to have a 1/4th chance of happening, so hopefully you don't waste too many points.

IMMEDIATELY AFTER INFECTING 10% OF THE POPULATION, waste all your points on spreading until you have 100% (make sure to do this soon for your first country btw), only after you get 100% should you move to the next country.

Only after infecting your ENTIRE combocontinent should you affect airports, the % for these are right below.

*GENERAL TIPS*
-Ignore attacking cures, once you get 100% infection of a country the cure will stop being made PERIOD.
-Ignore water plants, spreading does it much better, and quicker with a higher % of working.
-Try to Infect airports in areas with high amounts of people remaining, it's chances of working are determined by the people alive in the area.
-If you infect 1 airport, infect more with remainder points (assuming you have 100% infection in all current areas) and don't fret when you land in an already infected country, you'll hit a new one eventually. (just hope it's sooner rather than later.

Yeah, PM me if you want more tips, I actually know what i'm doing

Score: 10

"RIP main menga."

submission: Rest in peace mate

date: September 5, 2006

Oh the amount of time I'd spend watching the crocodile hunter as a child, he was almost my hero at one point, as a small child i'd imitate his voice and pretend to fight crocs (stuffed animals) and all of that, oh nostalgia, i love you so. At any rate his death is both a shock and a trigger of a remembrance of good times as a child, so it is negative and positive, since he was an open conservationist i hope his wife begins a foundation in memory of his, something along those lines, so that others may tribute to his cause, even I'd shoot a few dollars in for him, he'd deserve it. :) At any rate, the flash was nothing special, but it was a pretty song and a nice dedication, even if you admit it's not that good, it was sweet of you dave :). You know it to be true :P

4/5 THE EDN

Score: 10

"hello sir. LAST ONE"

submission: Roffie N' Afro 02

date: April 8, 2006

So this is the last movie you've made on this account, it's like, the end of a saga, A SAGA THAT TOOK ... about a week maybe, it was epic, and my reviews, awesome, but this is the last one, THIS TIME IS THE LAST TIME, i swear meng, i'll miss it, I'LL MISS YOU MENG, :'(. It's like, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, oh yeah, it's a good flash. JSYK.

last FOR YOU review.
5/5 THE END

Score: 10

"That song is cool."

submission: Roffie N' Afro 01

date: April 8, 2006

Then the guys start talking ):<. Thus it's like a cool 2 seconds. Then the movie started, it was drawn well enough, ADMITTEDLY. I like that song with the butts, i have that version, the original is gay in comparison to that tight shit right there. I wanna barf on command too ... /wrists.

Vomiting review.
5/5 THE END

Score: 10

"THE SWELL COLLAB, ... CHRISTMAS"

submission: The Swell Collab X-Mas

date: April 8, 2006

RoflMuffin - I want a hippo for christmas :o, and i like them, I HOPE THEY LIKE ME TOO :(, That sure was swell.
Zekey - That song is aweosme dalwg, srsly, i want it, GIVE IT TO ME, i also liked the party they had, it was cool ):<.
Breadfruit - WHO'S DOING THIS, or is it, HAL'S DOING THIS, either way, merry christmass :(
Rtil - his, is the best, period, THE LAST ONE, can't possibly be better. Why though, because it has a girl with hot pink hair acting retarded, that's just like UNF,
F00d - i'll admit, that was kind of unexpected ):<.

Roboto review.
5/5 THE END