Score: 10

"Now that was pretty badass"

submission: The Watcher

date: February 25, 2006

THe thunder sound got a bit annoying, but it was certainly cool :D. AW GOVERNMENT ASSASSINS i have them on my ass all the time, what can i say i'm a pimp like that.

Aw damn, old boy classic murdered those guys, even a decapitation, the ONLY DOWNSIDE was the fact the faces were like :| even during dilogue ;)

DOESN'T MATTER THOUGH, STILL 5/5 THE END

Score: 10

"JSYk"

submission: The worst magic..........

date: February 25, 2006

I hate blaine, he's so full of himself, he deserved to die in a flash, the middle guy ... wtf who was he, MAYBE I'M STUPID FOR ASKING, but I know i've never heard of his sorry ass, but i'm sure he deserved the e-death :D. Harry har har hardini's was like WTF? Yet the RIP messsage was hilarious "Who died as he lived, In a straight jacket." Awesome stuff man

5/5 THE END

Score: 10

"This had some great graphics for 03 :D"

submission: Dont Give Up.

date: February 25, 2006

Great song too, in the beginning, it reminded me of some faggoty R&B song but it didn't turn into one so it was good, vocal shit is tite sometimes :D. The christian god eh, I'LL SMITE YOU WITH MY JEW NOSE. HAHAAH making love up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and XD. That was meaningful too man I really liked it from beginning to end :).

5/5 THE END

Score: 10

"ONCE THE SONG CAME ON HAHAAH"

submission: LotR...Return of the King

date: February 25, 2006

I knew it'd be elvis, but god did that make me laugh hhahah, IRL too, that was awesome, you're saying your flash such eh? Well they certainly have humor THUS FAR (1 out of 1 average aint that bad ;) ALRIGHT here's the review man, loved the movie.

5/5 THE END

Score: 10

"It may increase"

submission: Lock Shoot Out

date: February 6, 2006

but it does increase very slowly
i got to about 50 before i got bored, by then i had one life lost and felt so bad because IT STILL WASN'T THAT HARD

oh dylan you need to make more flash you actually don't suck at what newgrounds was made for ;).

5/5 The End

Score: 10

"This one"

submission: Flash Beats

date: February 6, 2006

I actually started playing with, and i was surprised at how IN ACTUALITY, good it really was :D. You've certainly made a lot of good music yourself I guess Frotty LUMPS isn't so bad even when a gay man like you uses it <3

5/5 THE END

Score: 10

"There's just something about it."

submission: Daily2oon SE: Hun

date: January 6, 2006

Something in the way it is, in what it is, in who made it, in those coauthored that makes this amazing. I am not sure what exactly but everything in it just seems, SO perfect. I could go on for days about how this animation is just that great, but hey, i like my way of reviewing better. Onto the review.

Graphics - They were beautiful, perfect, nothing better, you could try to find something better, but you'd fail, plain and simple, i mean WOAH YOU THINK YOU DID WELL, but you didn't, not compared to this, this absolute masterpiece. I swear the people that made this are flash gods, plain and simple

Style - It was incredible, a never been done before concept, i mean, you know it too, it is just godly, it was so original and so amazing. I didn't except one thing to the next, i was just baffled by it all, i only wonder how the authors could've done that, i was amazed beyond all believe.

Sound - Oh the sound, it was like Water Music - Handl or Minuet 7 - Mozart, or One Of Many Many Songs - Bach. They were amatuers though when compared to this, my ears were about ready to just dance themselves as my feet began to feel the beat, the choice was perfect. Whoever made that choice, wow, pat yourself on the back.

Violence - DBZ eat your heart out, Gundam can go play with itself. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you too, because you have nothing on this. This was incredible. Beyond belief, not fiction, just fact, that is all. Think you can make a more violent film, you can try, but you'll just never win.

Interactivity - There are great games on this site, things that are addictive and playable for hours. Thing is they don't touch you like this, you can interact more than just the buttons. Your soul can literally leap into another state of nirvana while watching this movie, that's how good it is.

Humor - You laughed, you cried, you stood in shock as everything occured, it was just that funny. It was raunchy, yet tasteful. It was old school, but entirely new. It was cliche but in a whole new way. I swear, if i could do stuff like that, I'd be richer than Jerry Seinfeld.

Well sir, you have made quite the masterpiece here. You're truly a god at flash sir. I just, am in shock over how wonderful this was. I just almost stop breathing for a second, is anything really THIS awesome ... yes ... this is 5/5 THE END.

Score: 9

"Har har hilarious ending."

submission: Sonic:Legend of Blaze III

date: January 6, 2006

Well I mean the Robotnik part where he just went BOOM. This episode was MUCH BETTER, with no voices even :P. It just kicked much more ass because of MUCH MORE CARNAGE :O

Graphics - A SPRITE MOVIE, OH GOD I HATE YOU ;O. Well obviously I'm kidding, and obviously you're good at sprites ;o. Anyways the graphics were MUCH better, showed off a lot more of your skill than the last movie. KEEP UP WORKS LIKE THESE PLEASE :).

Style - What about it being a good ending? Oh yeah, it was, honestly, your ending proved it a good story. Nice clean, non-complicated wrap up, but it was a good one, and this was a good story, you should be proud of what you did :).

Sound - No voice acting, which is a VERY noticable change, but it had great music to back it up, and the voices may have gotten in the the way of the songs at times as well so it's KIND OF possible that it's better that it didn't have them. IOW good songs GOOD
SONGS
OK.

Violence - more fighting, lots more, and a lot better, a kick and punch here and the effects to go with it, magnifique, that is something you DEFINITELY did well man :D. There was more fighting than some japenese karate films and i like it that way :D.

Interactivity - The buttons at the bottom, that's all, always nice to see them there.

Humor - "THEY MAY HAVE POWER IN MY WORLD" ... "oh" ... har that was quite the LARF.

So there you go, the reviews like a promised <3. Hope you like them heh. Inform me when another movie comes out :). I'll write one for that one too. 4/5 THE EDN.

Score: 8

"HOT DAMN MAN!"

submission: Sonic: Legend of Blaze II

date: January 6, 2006

That was quite the opening scene to say the least, it was quite awesome. Yet that's enough of just the BEGINNING, I'll do the rest of the review now :D.

Graphics - You're pretty good at using sprites, though there wasn't much to it this time, there were few effects and real drawings that YOU did, such as fireballs and such, not up to the last episode's standards.

Style - More of a story teller than a fighter, which is always good, not saying THOSE SUCK heh, because they don't, they're necessary, yet always a bit boring is all. Either way, nice work on it :). It's a pretty good story.

Sound - Noticed that Kagome is used, she's quite the voice actor, and heh nice to know you have a good one on your side. Who does Sonic though, sounds a bit too young to play the hero, but that's just my opinion, not sure how old that hedgehog is supposed to be, just that eggman sounds cooler and that's normally unheard of ;o. Also the songs were top notch.

Violence - A weak fighting scene, honestly it just was, they didn't move swiftly and it wasn't long enough at ALL. I just hope I see a better one in #3 :\.

Wellllll here's your review, don't talk anything sad badly as an insult, rather as a suggestion or constructive criticism PLEASE :). You're a good author after all <3 4/5 THE EDN.

Score: 10

"It got front page"

submission: !!!jump Around!!! Iv

date: November 22, 2005

Think you're cool now, because, you are, at least in my eyes man, god i waited so long to tell you that man, i know it sounds kinda weird but, you're just so hot, i had to tell you, sorry man.

Something in the way it is, in what it is, in who made it, in those coauthored that makes this amazing. I am not sure what exactly but everything in it just seems, SO perfect. I could go on for days about how this animation is just that great, but hey, i like my way of reviewing better. Onto the review.

Graphics - They were beautiful, perfect, nothing better, you could try to find something better, but you'd fail, plain and simple, i mean WOAH YOU THINK YOU DID WELL, but you didn't, not compared to this, this absolute masterpiece. I swear the people that made this are flash gods, plain and simple

Style - It was incredible, a never been done before concept, i mean, you know it too, it is just godly, it was so original and so amazing. I didn't except one thing to the next, i was just baffled by it all, i only wonder how the authors could've done that, i was amazed beyond all believe.

Sound - Oh the sound, it was like Water Music - Handl or Minuet 7 - Mozart, or One Of Many Many Songs - Bach. They were amatuers though when compared to this, my ears were about ready to just dance themselves as my feet began to feel the beat, the choice was perfect. Whoever made that choice, wow, pat yourself on the back.

Violence - DBZ eat your heart out, Gundam can go play with itself. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you too, because you have nothing on this. This was incredible. Beyond belief, not fiction, just fact, that is all. Think you can make a more violent film, you can try, but you'll just never win.

Interactivity - There are great games on this site, things that are addictive and playable for hours. Thing is they don't touch you like this, you can interact more than just the buttons. Your soul can literally leap into another state of nirvana while watching this movie, that's how good it is.

Humor - You laughed, you cried, you stood in shock as everything occured, it was just that funny. It was raunchy, yet tasteful. It was old school, but entirely new. It was cliche but in a whole new way. I swear, if i could do stuff like that, I'd be richer than Jerry Seinfeld.

Well sir, you have made quite the masterpiece here. You're truly a god at flash sir. I just, am in shock over how wonderful this was. I just almost stop breathing for a second, is anything really THIS awesome ... yes ... this is 5/5 THE END.